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Today, I got a tattoo of my boyfriend's name on my hip. Before I got the chance to show him, he broke up with me and told me he was cheating on me for the entire 5 years we've been together. Now I have to look at his name on my body for the rest of my life.

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Jul 20, 2010 01:36 PM - Love - by Tali

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Today, I decided to try and seduce my 2 year boyfriend. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt (including bra) and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know, was that he was video chatting his father..

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Jul 20, 2010 01:48 PM - Sex - by ana

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Today, my boyfriend decided he wanted to show me how strong he is by putting me over his shoulder. When he tried, he fell over backwards and dropped me on my face

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Jul 20, 2010 01:39 PM - Love - by Ritu

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Today, I was explaining to my 4 year old daughter that we had to wait until the sign said "walk" before crossing the street and stop if it said "don't walk". Halfway across the intersection, the light turned red. She refused to budge. I had to drag her in front all people so that they can drive.

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Jul 21, 2010 07:59 AM - Kids - by Rinku

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Today, my boyfriend said, "I'm just so happy that you're you. There is so much of you inside of me... I hope that part of me is inside of you." I thought he was being sweet until I found out it was a quote from a Porno

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Jul 20, 2010 01:48 PM - Love - by Ritu

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Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the dancing song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 Kg before you appear in front of all of our friends in my school on parents- teacher meeting.

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Jul 21, 2010 07:59 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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Today, I woke up in bed after staying the night at my boyfriend's for the first time. We'd had amazing sex that night, so I woke him up by telling him how much I had enjoyed it. He replied with, "Oh my God you snore like a man, let me get some fucking sleep.

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Jul 28, 2010 02:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, the only thing I like going to my job for is the satisfying bowel movement I usually have on my lunch break. At least I'm really regular.

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Jul 28, 2010 01:59 PM - Work - by No Name

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Today, I was making it with my boyfriend in car back seat, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together. He did not get erection there after for 1 hour n then we had to go home back..

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Jul 28, 2010 02:00 PM - Sex - by Anonymous

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Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU.

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Jul 28, 2010 02:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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